by Phillie
My quash had to profession on Old lady’s Day, so when he rushed in the door about three o’clock, he was astonished.
“Joyous Nurturer’s Day,” he panted. “How’s your day succeeding?”
“Superlative,” I said.
Then I rattled off my conquests. “I cleaned the quarter, caught up on laundry, made your favorite dinner, and started taping the Phillies tactic.”
He paid me his highest homage, “Take your pants off.”
Chad Durbin, Jose Contreras, and Brad Lidge—take your pants off.
After Cole Hamels went glacial in the fifth, Charlie Manuel chomped on his gum through three bases overwhelmed situations, two walks, four hits, and three runs. And this opportunity Cole can’t scold his extended inning on a fielding at fault b mistakenly.
It was disturbing—Phillie starters had a combined 1.22 ERA in May coming into this gamble.
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